8 Locations For A Quickie!

Time is of the essence, when the urge strikes you and your lady want to find a secluded discrete spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to doing whatever the fuck you were doing (pardon my french, but this is The Men’s Room right?).

Why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Hell maybe you’ll develop a new hidden fetish.

Here, now, are eight locations for a quickie. Next time your blood runs heavy below the waist, grind your girl in one of these quickie spots.  

1- Elevator

An elevator is high on our list of eight locations for a quickie, although going up or down several floors isn’t usually sufficient time to get off. We recommend you stall the elevator (given that you don’t trigger any alarms by doing so, unless you enjoy getting caught), penetrate, and when you’re done and let the elevator run again, don’t exit from the main floor.

Ideal position: Upright wheelbarrow (with her facing the wall, hold her up by her thighs, placing them on either side of your hips, while she holds on to the wall). 

2- Movie theater

You may think this one has been done to death, but getting busy in a movie theater is always a thrilling experience, and there’s less chance of getting caught (unless of course, she’s a screamer, but if it’s horror flick, you’ll be OK). Movie theaters are best for oral sex (and that’s a big reason this place is on our list of eight locations for a quickie), since unless you’re basically the only ones in the theater, there’s no way you’re not going to get caught having intercourse.

Ideal position: Either your female companion giving you oral sex, or sitting on top of you, facing the screen. 

3- Back of a club/restaurant

Being out on a hot date talking about hot things with a hot girl will usually excite you, so if both of you are up for it, head to the darkest part of a nightclub, or even the bathroom, and get your bang on. Chances are people will hear or even see you, but if you have a little exhibitionist lurking within, it’s all good.

Ideal position: Standing, upright doggy

4- Stairwell

If your roommate’s home, or you and your girlfriend only have 10 minutes to spare for a lunch date, head to the stairwell of a building with an elevator, preferably on a really high floor, and go crazy for a few minutes.

Ideal position: Missionary, with her back arched over a stair. 

5- Car

So it’s not an original idea, but a quickie in the car, at a location where you won’t be arrested for public indecency, can be a very memorable experience. If you’re short on time but big on horniness, then do it while you’re driving. Just kidding — take a few minutes to enjoy the view inside the car.

Ideal position: Logistics require missionary or her on top.

6- Alley

Before you begin envisioning rats and drunks, picture an alley behind a restaurant that isn’t as filthy as those you see in movies. Ideally, she’d be wearing a skirt and the both of you could head to an alleyway just after dinner and before the show. Now that’s what we call an intermission.

Ideal position: Standing up, with one leg wrapped around you. 

7- Office

Whether it’s a babe you’ve been eyeing at work or your girl shows up in nothing but a trench coat and heels, sometimes sex at the office is part of what makes life that much better. Make it part of your daily tasks, if possible.

Ideal position: Her back against the wall, and her legs wrapped around your waist. Or, she can always spread ’em on your boss’ desk.

8- Dressing room

How many times has your girl got you all hot and bothered while she’s changing in the dressing room of a clothing store? Well, why not add some kick to the tedious task of shopping by sneaking into the changing room with her and giving her a little taste of your dressing?

Ideal position: Standing doggy.

quick, do it…

Sometimes you don’t have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you’re outside the comforts of home.

So until next time, when you’re out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed.




  1. I didn’t think you were going to keep ‘The Men’s Room’ because you hardly posted. But, I’m so glad that you did. You’re catering to ALL your readers!

  2. Ha JL I’m going to try some of these tips with my girlfriend. Hopefully she’ll be down with it lol!

  3. Dude you don’t understand how happy to see this post in TMR I thought you had forgot about your straight guy readers.

    GLAD to see you didn’t lol. Plus I want to try #6 with my wife when we finish clubbing!

  4. Yes Yes and YES! I love everything about this post! ha some chicks should read this

  5. JL I didn’t know you had it in you to cater to your straight readers lol :-p

  6. LOL! I’m a lesbian and I know that this is posted in The Men’s Room… but imma convince my girlfriend to try some of these locations lol.

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